Zero Sparkling

今日係便利店見到zero sparkling
船山先生
叫你呀
又可以講幾句

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又香港真係一個恐怖之都
話說cx的報紙唔夠成機分
採取先講先得制
et呢d最遲上機點會有得睇

點知
et行到個位到
竟然有份睇過 ge apple daily
原來隔咗條corridor個大嬸
睇完掉咗過來

過咗無幾耐
空中少x拿著幾份報紙行過
et前面的大叔想要
但係呢d又比人"訂"咗喎
咁啱呢位少爺唔講廣東話
講英文 (et見到佢個牌係國語)
有點講唔過嗰2個講廣東話ge
跟住大叔一手拿咗其中一份
空仔完全不知所措

此時et啱啱要放行李
講咗句
強搶民仔報紙
大叔即刻放低
掉轉頭話咁唔拿啦
仲想駡et
話佢都有比錢
(et一於少理)
大嬸呢
即係識聽英文
話d報紙有人要咗

真係呢
呢份工真係難打

後來佢地都有報紙睇












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揚眉tag我

1. What is your name : Carole
2. A four Letter Word : Carl
3. A boy's Name : Carlos
4. A girl's Name : Carrie
5. An occupation : Carpenter
6. A color : Crimson
7. Something you'll wear : Coat
8. Something you'll do : Cry
9. A food : Cake
10. Something found in the bathroom : Cream
11. A place : Cambridge
12. A reason for being late : Coma
13. Something you'd shout : Can I
14. A movie title : Catch me if you can
15. Something you drink : Coke
16. A musical group : Cranberry
17. An animal : Cat
18. A street name : Cameron Road
19. A type of car : Camry
20. The title of a song : Carry on t'll tmr

et祝大家開開心心!

呢個blog
本來et用來講吓呢講吓lu
不過自從六月以來
都無咩點update過

但係et又唔想摺咗佢

在此敬告大家
et一x安好
只係前嗰排又趺親
睇咗一輪醫生咁

呢個聖誕節
d人x續唔知為咩開party
因為et間店多咗d生意
而partner呢由朝早十一時
開蠔開到半夜2點

真的變酒鬼

話說et最近受牙慮
非飲酒不能早早入睡

佢前嗰排
在網上click下click下
入咗好多酒

南美的chile酒
一office都係

仲有成千枝bordeaux
同埋好難買到的pineau

我隻錶壞咗

嗰隻帶咗十年
有2個時間顯示
去過三大洲的手錶
壞咗ar

佢唔係唔行
只係行慢咗
即係望來望去
都係嗰個時間
今日撥咗隻錶幾次

點算!!

箍牙日誌

三點
三點
我唔係飲得酒多
蛀牙
係d牙唔夠位生
移晒位
搞到成日牙骹發炎

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嚴格來說
小妹仲未上braces同wires
只係鑲咗四隻metal rings 係隻大牙度

啱啱打噴嚏
金屬撞金屬
好似隻pre molar 崩咗

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et其實好怕見牙醫
前日終於x斯底里咁係clinic喊咗出來
要同呢d鋼牙並處18到24個月
日子會是如何

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indeed those metal rings are with hooks
and it keeps scratching your gums and flesh in your mouth
today i felt that i got used to it
but i can't eat quite a big mouthful of food nor talk in a way that my mouth opens wide
my worry is that I cannot eat much meat and veggie and it may cause a lot of problems
AND MOST OF ALL I FEEL HUNGRY ALL THE TIMES

i am on the verge of nervous break down

i can never understand why ppl can bear this just out of beauty's sake

無牙兔仔

話說今日無牙兔仔無飲酒
佢又訓唔著

敬告各訓唔著人士
飲酒有助睡眠

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呢期好似好多人講negative野
市面氣氛都好差

諗諗下
兔仔由年頭到年尾
唔係整親呢到
就係連牙骹都發炎
見醫生多過mum

除咗好怕見牙醫外
兔仔的日子都係咁過

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又病多咗
即係人懶咗
成日係屋企
唔返工

火雞哥哥
小紅懷疑你假扮morca :p